Psh. Don't Call Dora.

Nothing profound or spiritually intriguing in this. It’s simply an observation. If there were a REAL emergency, Dora and Boots would be no help, whatsoever. Especially if it were a time-sensitive emergency. Someone’s drowning? Sorry, but Dora has to teach you how to say “swim” in Spanish first…then you have to repeat it…then they have to put on their life jackets, “so they can be safe”…and finally, they have to tell the seals to move by barking and clapping their hands…

…Maybe I’m overtired.


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