Is there Anything Left to Deep Fry???

Okay. This has definitely got to be one of the worst things I have ever seen…

Folks, that is a deep-fried twinkie. How far we have fallen from grace. This is so gross. I can almost feel my arteries hardening just looking at it. Did you know that it takes dead bodies in western societies a lot longer to decay than it did a hundred years ago? It’s because of stuff like this. You may die young eating this nasty concoction, but you’ll be well-preserved.

Just look how happy this girl is eating a deep-fried twinkie:

Now don’t you feel like you gotta get you some of that? Mmm…the dazed, zombie-like expression on her face is the best advertisement the culinary creators could have wished for.



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